faster than light travel and the twenty physicists

While we wait for the events necessary to discuss faster than light travel, I will discuss why it is taking so long.  As has been previously mentioned, the secrets of apparent faster than light travel will be discussed after 20 physicists from 20 countries acknowledge an interest or I run out of other things I wish to say on this point, whichever comes first.
Now on to why it hasn't come yet.
First, there is a certain incredulity associated with the idea that faster than light travel (apparent) is both easy and obvious.
Second, while widely read (compared to what I would have expected) around the world, the poetry is probably of as much interest to the gentle (or warlike in case of china and north korea-please forgive this pun, neither country is more warlike than the country which spends a plurality of gdp on "defense" which is brutally applied.  The war of china, is just more effective-see china's weaponized economy available on amazon) reader as faster than light travel; although next time you are stuck at a traffic light you might want to consider asking your local neighborhood physicists what they are waiting for.
Third, the physicists who are required from the requisite 20 countries are mired in their well earned egocentric studies, correctly assuming they already know where this is leading from the information already provided.
Fourth, well, I could go on and on about this but I have other fish to fry to make a literary banquet.  I am off to start preparing that feast for the morning; I suggest you get on your way to yours.