President sends usa rowboat against chinese aircraft carrier

NEWSBREAK!  PRESIDENT TRIES TO CO-OPT GMFBOOKS WAR
MISSES POINT ENTIRELY

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/breaking/chi-china-trade-obama-09172012,0,3681578.story

President Obama fires pop gun in face of canons.  It is bad that he is taking some credit for my war, but he is using spitballs against an elephant which is worse